My favorite Frank Zappa quotes:
- A wise man once said, "never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."
- Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over!
- When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
- I don't give a fuck if they remember me at all.
- Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
- Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
- There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
- Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
And the last quote (sorry French dudes):
- There is no hell. There is only France!